bookshelf envy

ugh

i was just afforded a view of the girl who lives in the duplex to the left of mine cuddled in bed with her boyfriend. his leg was draped over hers and his arms were around her. she just moved in and doesn't have any curtains up, so it's not like i was spying or anything, although i probably stood there staring longer than i should have. i felt a sharp pang in my heart as i tried to recall the last time i'd been held that way. a year, at least. i want somebody to throw their leg over me in a comfortable and familiar way.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=unboyfriendable

oh yeah, that's the stuff

karen walker's lastest spring collection entitled "the american girl," inspired by betsy and iris in taxi driver. i would wear all of this shit, minus the weird head scarf stuff.

assorted pictures from the past week

in order of appearance:

1. fuzzy ira on a dresser
2. crochet fantasy magazine, june 1977
3. aunt tommy, who many say i resemble but i don't see it
4. grandpa drinking his whiskey sour
5. lacey and madilynne, the last supper *sob*
6. ells bells
7. hangin' on the sill

recap, decap, kneecap

Allison's apartment is cool. It's probably 5 or 6 different rooms with no door separation (except for the bathroom) and she only pays 500 for it. Oh, and it has an awesome porch with lots of succulents on the ledge. I always have apartment envy.

Anyway, she gave me a mud mask facial at 4 in the morning and we listened to Ariel Pink and recalled the time she made out with him outside of the Mohawk. Then I passed out and dreamed about going to a Fleetwood Mac concert inside of a Best Buy.

I feel very strongly that I will soon be consumed with ideas. Of what, I don't know. I'm going to eat Indian food and read the book I've been pathetically chipping away at for weeks. I used to be such a good reader. The summer came and went and I read two books. For shame.

DAMN, i want to live here

bird

lacey got me this bird of sorts from some vintage outdoor shop thing in austin. AND IT'S COMING UP SIDEWAYS WHICH IS PISSING ME OFF. it's really cute.

hijole

my recycling has taken over my kitchen. i just cleaned a lot. now i'm listening to mariah carey and drinking MORE WHITE WINE. my life is so cool.

jesus, woman

I LOVE YOU.

do not throw your pearls to pigs and other life lessons

this is cool

although i imagine that so much light coming through at 7am on a morning you have a hangover would be fucking annoying.

what my evenings look like

famous puss

elliott made it into the cat nip slip annals. NOT ANALS.

click ze link to see

redirecting

instead of muddying up this blog with pictures of questionably attractive men, i decided to post all future crush photos into a separate blog. i hope my 7 followers will appreciate this kindness i have bestowed upon them. it's the little things, you know?

http://unlikelycrushes.blogspot.com