barbara eden

best

everyone’s doing their “best albums of the year” lists, so i thought i’d do mine. this is unequivocally the best record i've heard all year.

semantics

i found out today that there's a name for all of the tchotchke and shit i like to collect: CURIOSITIES. that makes me feel better, and less tacky.

true enough

ugh, gross

i was looking at urban outfitter's men's clothing section because my little brother likes some of their shirts and i came across some pretty stupid ones. no, horrible ones. what self-respecting guy would wear any of these? moreover, what girl would possibly be attracted to a guy that would wear any of these? our culture depresses me, seriously. you might be saying to yourself, "these aren't that bad," but you don't realize that it's more than just the shirt. it's the mentality of the person who would wear it. also, you don't realize that i'm the type of girl who keeps a mental checklist of things a prospective guy could never wear, and i'm a bitch. i'm so grossed out that i can't even properly articulate how i feel. anyway, here are some of the worst ones i encountered:

jesus h. christ

I CAN'T BREATHE.