exactly

http://www.stylelist.com/2011/12/30/elaine-benes-style_n_1170186.html

carnal knowledge

i finally saw this movie after having heard it referenced quite a bit. it was 2 hours of misogyny and i kept waiting for some sort of remorse from jack nicholson's character but it never came. i remarked to my mother at some point during the movie that i wish i had lived during the 40's, 50's or 60's and she told me i wouldn't have really liked it.

diane arbus christmas

i'd do this

from a submission on mcsweeney's titled "fun holiday recipes for self-sufficient singles":

"pour cider into a mug. heat cider in the microwave on medium high for 25 seconds. garnish with cinnamon stick. take a pull from a whisky bottle. cry while listening to tammy wynette’s christmas cd."

merry xmas to me

i just gave myself the gift up upgrading my flickr to a pro account. which basically means now i have unbridled reign to upload every cat picture i want without fear of space limits.

!

some people just know exactly what to get you. i guess it helps that this was on my amazon wishlist, but still. it's the best gift i've received yet.