why wasn't i born rich? why does it have to be march?

10 things i want from the sylvester winter collection. LUST. LUST. LUST.

yep, yes, yus, yah, jah

except i'm not feelin' those shoes. nope, nupe, nah, niet, nein.

yes, yes, yes

makes sense

I had a dream that Ira was drowning and George Harrison saved his life.

He was explaining to me that as long as you get a cat out of the water within 9 minutes of submersion, it'll be fine.

if only it were this simple.

idea

i need a luchador mask so i can go bike riding without my face freezing off on windy nights. i thought about a ski mask, initially, but that would just look weird.

cat adventure video

i bought a "cat adventure video" for ira and elliott to entertain themselves with when i'm not home. it's 3 hours of different footage of field mice, birds and bugs. the first time i put it on for them, it was the middle of the day and they didn't seem to care. then i noticed that the recommendation on the back cover of the box was to play it at night when the room is completely dark, and ira was completely ENTHRALLED with it. this has to be the best dollar i've ever spent.