just had to throw it out there that my stepdad is the shit. he used to buy me yikes pencils and trolls and more recently a copy of the little mermaid on vhs that he picked up from a garage sale. he knew i was missing it from my extensive collection, he said. man, prince eric used to give me a metaphorical boner. ew, that was kind of gross, to talk about boners and my stepdad in the same sentence. um, okay i'm going to stop now.
editor's note: hehe, if read quickly, it appears that i said my stepdad said that prince eric gave him a boner.
I feel you. Prince Eric and The Boy with the Purple Socks from "Harriett the Spy" were my first two childhood crushes.
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