language

and maybe we'll communicate with each other through secret channels, vague, meaningful stares, loaded, heavy words, i hope you will, please read my mind

be glad it wasn't you.

once it happened, the right thing to do was painfully obvious. decisions had to be made, people had to be contacted, money had to be collected. compared to the task at hand, 300 dollars seemed a paltry fee.

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i am doing it, but i've done it before, and i'll probably do it again, if history serves as a reminder.

choices, decisions, they are for changing.

i like this

love, hollywood style

i wouldn't call myself a movie buff, but i do watch my fair share of movies. while i generally dislike movies that are focused on sports, war or that are "action-packed," i do enjoy a desperately shitty romantic comedy along with with the usual fare. over time, i've noticed an emerging trend within this genre of movie. one of three things nearly always happens; one: a couple will experience this whirlwind romance (often demonstrated with a 30 second montage accompanied by a cheesy 80's song), breakup, then realize they love each other and make up (and out) in the middle of a street while it's raining; two: two people who are best friends see each other through their respective relationship crises (although sometimes it's only one person with the relationship and the other pining away silently for the best friend)and ultimately realize that who they really love is each other; and three: people falling in love during the mad rush of christmas time.

for instance:

movies with pivotal moments in the rain

garden state - after trekking around on a wild goose chase, andrew (zac braff) finds the meaning of life in the obnoxious sam (natalie portman). they seal their relationship beginnings by standing on top of a giant yellow truck in the pouring rain and screaming into an infinite abyss. ahh, love!

castaway - kelly (helen hunt) runs through the rain calling after chuck (tom hanks) as he drives away. as chuck stops and gets out, kelly jumps in his arms and they embrace in a passionate kiss as raindrops fall on them.
kelly: "i always knew you were alive. everyone said that i had to stop saying that; that i had to move on. you were the the love of my life."
chuck: "i love you too kelly. more than you'll ever know."

pretty in pink - after getting dumped because of social class differences (i.e. because she's poor), andie (molly ringwald) and her best friend go to prom together. blaine (andrew mccarthey) apologizes to andie for being an asshole and they make out in the school parking lot while "if you leave" by omd plays.

spiderman - the famous upside down kiss. thugs attack mary jane (kirsten dunst), spiderman (tobey maguire) saves the day, they kiss in a thunderstorm and her nipples show.

chasing amy - after getting into an argument at a bar, holden (ben affleck) and alyssa (joey lauren adams) take their fight into the parking lot where he tells her her loves her while it's, you guessed it, pouring down rain. this is my favorite romantic rain scene so i'll post his speech for those who aren't familiar with it:

"i love you. and not, not in a friendly way, although i think we're great friends. and not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although i'm sure that's what you'll call it. i love you. very, very simple, very truly. you are the-the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. and i know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is-is-is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. but i had to say it. i just, i can't take this anymore. i can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. i can't-i can't look into your eyes without feeling that-that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. i can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. and i know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but i had to say it, 'cause i've never felt this way before, and i-i don't care. i like who i am because of it. and if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. but god, i just, i couldn't allow another day to go by without just getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. and, you know, i'll accept that. but i know, i know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there's a moment of hesitation, then that means you feel something too. and all i ask, please, is that you just - you just not dismiss that, and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds. alyssa, there isn't another soul on this fucking planet who has ever made me half the person i am when i'm with you, and i would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. because it is there between you and me. you can't deny that. even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that i am forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me, which - while i do appreciate it - i'd never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of."

blah blah, she turns straight for like ten minutes and they fuck. this one could be considered a repeat offender, i suppose, because it also incorporates that whole best friends in love theme. with that in mind...

movies where best friends fall for each other

my best friend's wedding - julianne (julia roberts) tries to sabotage her best friend mike's (dermot mulroney) wedding after she realizes she's been in love with him for years. he doesn't accept her, though, and gets married to his fiancee, leaving julianne alone with her other best friend, a gay guy.

made of honor - hannah (michelle monaghan)and tom (patrick dempsey)are best friends. she goes away to scotland and while she is gone, tom realizes that he's in love with her and plans to tell her when she comes back. when she comes back, she announces she's geting married and asks him to be her maid of honor, completely unaware that he's in love with her. kind of like my best friend's wedding, except this time they end up together.

st. elmo's fire - leslie (ally sheedy) and kevin (andrew mccarthy) are best friends, but kevin is also best friends with leslie's fiance, alec (judd nelson). alec divulges to kevin that he cheats on leslie even though they are going to be married and kevin realizes that he's in love with her. one night, alec and leslie break up after she finds out he's cheating on her and she gets drunk and goes home with kevin. he admits he loves her and they have sex. (hot shower scene alert!) alec finds out and gets pissed off but somehow they all end up just being friends in the end, with leslie dating neither alec or kevin, leaving kevin heartbroken.

when harry met sally - a classic! harry (billy crystal, who is uncharacteristically sexy in this movie)and sally (meg ryan) are friends throughout the span of something like ten years and always set each other up with their respective friends. they discover at a party that they are attracted to each other but do not act on it. one night, after sally finds out that her ex is getting married, harry comes over to console her. they end up sleeping together and the next morning harry is awkward and leaves. they cool off for a few weeks. then, at a new year's eve party, sally watches couples dancing and realizes that she feels lonely without harry by her side. she decides to leave the party early when harry appears and declares his love for her and they make up and kiss, then ultimately get married.

movies where people fall in love over the holidays

these are self explanatory. i'm not exactly sure why this is such a prevalent theme except that people are always drunk over the holidays, so maybe that's it.

the holiday
you've got mail
dan in real life
i'll be home for christmas
the family stone
love, actually
sleepless in seattle
etc, etc.

so if i'm to take this as an example, everyone is meant to fall in love with their best friend on christmas while it's raining, or something. then again, i didn't get into all the movies that center around falling in love on airplanes, during natural disasters, on foreign vacations...

supergirl

graham bonney's supergirl (1966)

september playlist

ramjam - black betty
yeah yeah yeahs - heads will roll
inxs - what you need
phoenix - fences
aimee mann - save me
of montreal - wicked wisdom
css - alala
brainiac - nothing ever changes
the zombies - tell her no
yann tiersen - summer '78
sebastian tellier - la ritournelle (mr. dan's mix)

the test

when i was fourteen, i started seeing a shrink. my mom didn't want anybody we knew to find out that i was seeing a psychologist, so we drove two hours away to the next big city. "people talk," she told me. "there's nothing else to do so people just talk about other people. it happened to mrs. portillo when she took james to see dr. cavazos."

i personally didn't care if anybody found out. the thought even sort of excited me. i felt important and deep. i thought my problems were complex and that seeing a doctor gave them credence. i imagined that after my sessions, my doctor would step into her office and call a coworker, perplexed over what i'd told her. "it's unlike anything i've ever heard," she'd say. "she really has a hard life," she'd sympathize. i wore my depression like a badge of honor.

during my allotted hour, i'd tell my doctor, "dr. josie," about how i wanted to have sex with my fabricated boyfriend and how glorious i felt when i smoked weed. i told her that my mother hit me with her hairbrush and that she never let me borrow her clothes. when she administered the rorschach test, something i thought was only done in the fifties, i carefully examined the pictures and claimed to see things that i knew very well i didn't, like ponies mating or a baby with a club foot. "hmmm," she'd say as she jotted down notes and i'd smile, sure that i was impressing her.

on the drive back home, my mother would always try to ask me what we'd talked about. looking out my window, i'd tell her that the doctor thought i was very smart for my age and thought that i didn't need to be there, and that it was probably my mother that needed to be on the couch. i'd sneak a glance at my mother, her eyes brimming with tears, and suppress a smile. then this woman that i'd called a monster behind her back would stop to fill up her car and get us hot dogs from diamond shamrock. we'd ride in silence the rest of the way home, me with my walkman, she with the thoughts i'd implanted in her head.

east beach

camera phone quality pictures taken this weekend. i don't know what to apologize for more, the clutter of this blog entry or isaiah's face. you decide!

if you're going to san francisco...

an entry in my uncle's rolodex. presumably the number for san francisco, california.

do you believe in magic?

in a young girl's heart?

the best time of day

she's terse. 'can you get it?'

'i've already, yeah... i've got, should i just come over there or, my housekeeper is here today is the thing and my step dad will be home soon.'

silence. then, 'the front door is unlocked. come into joe's room.'

joe is bunny's dad. he sort of looks like alex trebek, but mexican and with a cowboy hat. joe's room is the size of my parent's living room. all the walls are floor-to-ceiling mirrors and he has wall-to-wall white carpet which is mostly pristine except for one spot where bunny's dog "guero" once took a shit and the stain never came out. joe doesn't let guero in his room anymore.

i've known bunny since freshman year. she was the only girl to approach me on my first day at st. augustine and even though i personally would probably have never sought her out for a friend, she's somebody and somebody is better than nobody.

when i walk into bunny's house, i hear music coming from joe's room.

Is she fine? So well bred/The perfect girl, a social deb.

when i walk into joe's room, bunny is sitting indian style on the carpet in front of joe's glass coffee table, fiddling with her gold playboy bunny pendant necklace, chewing on the chain. she offers me a sip of soda from a faded jumbo Fiesta Texas cup.

'so, let's see it. how'd you get it this time? you found more jewelry?'

'no, i gave him my mom's video camera for collateral.'

i pull the plastic bag out of my bra. 'oh how cute! it's hearts this time,' bunny remarks.

bunny tells me about a party that night, but it's saturday and i have catechism classes tomorrow morning. anyway, last time i went to a party with bunny, she left me in the backseat of a car with this guy who kept feeding me curly fries and trying to touch my breasts while she disappeared for three hours.

when it's all gone, bunny gets up and says she's going to take a shower. i sit in joe's room alone for twenty or thirty minutes, maybe longer, i don't know. the clouds pass over and joe's room darkens for a brief moment. i start thinking about this poem i read once in english class. "but i do love these summer nights/even more, i think/than those other times/the work finished for the day/and no one who can reach us now/or ever."

i decide not to wait for bunny and walk home in the last five minutes of daylight before the whole neighborhood turns dark.

double feature

i watched a video of sixteen year old you. i immediately recognized your arms, your stubby fingers, your squint. you were obviously aware of the camera on you. you did that fake yawn/stretch you always did when you were uncomfortable or nervous in an attempt to feign boredom.


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i went with my coworker, ruthy, to an indian beauty salon. she got her eyebrows threaded, a strange technique where a piece of string is pressed against the brow with enough pressure to pop a hair out by the root. "it grows in slower, and less thick," she explained to me. "it's an ancient tradition," the lady who was performing the threading on my friend told me. i casually thumbed through Self magazine and watched the other technicians, for lack of a better word, discuss amongst themselves whether to get subway or burger king for lunch.

a quagmire

i've thought about driving my car into a lightpole or a frontage road column but my only fear is that i'll somehow fuck it up and instead of killing myself just end up ruining city property and owing them money, which i can't afford.

on our way to fall

sometimes when i'm alone driving and a particularly poignant song comes on, i'll profess at the top of my lungs my undying love for you, you undeserving bastard.

baptism

when my youngest brother diego turned 11, it was decided that he would be baptized. i had been baptized when i was 3, my other brother louie when he was 4, and it seemed that diego would be spared because he had lived through his single digit birthdays without incident. my mother had gone through a period of dubiety where she stopped believing in god; my guess is she didn't trust or understand a god who would allow her daughter to be a promiscuous pothead when she paid several thousand a year in tuition for a good catholic education. on the morning of his baptism, diego decided to shave for the first time. inexperienced as he was, he dragged the razor horizontally across his upper lip and nicked himself. he said when they sprinkled the holy water across his face, it burned.

vivetta autumn/winter 2009 collection

naturally, this designer isn't sold at any US retailer and is so ungodly pricey. LOVE the cat face pockets!

claudia cardinale

so pretty

isaiah-isms

"that's filth!"
"what? that's bullshit!"
"shhhteady..."
"could this be?"
"orale, bebe"
"i can't say no"
"how dare you!"
"I FUCCIN' NEED IT!"
"NOW WHAT?"
"THIS SUCKS!"
"YOU MEAN IT?"
"you stupid bitch!"
"puhhLEEEEASE!"
"I MEAN..."
"waitaminute..."

i'll add more as they come to me

august playlist

nick gilder - here comes the night
david bowie - sound and vision
the beach boys - aren't you glad?
lee fields & the expressions - love comes and goes
devo - gates of steel
carly simon - why
the jacksons - let me show you the way to go
phil collins - another day in paradise
talking heads - psycho killer
fleetwood mac - the chain

late in the game

we went to summerfest yesterday and i finally saw of montreal live. it's not that i'd never had the chance to before, i just never wanted to. i never got into them in high school and the people i knew that liked them were really lame so i naturally never looked into them. but this isn't about their music. all i have to say, really, is that kevin barnes is quite possibly the sexiest man i've ever seen. not the best looking guy, not the hottest guy, just literally the SEXIEST. my crotch feels tingly when i look at him. it's like the way i felt about dr. frank n furter from rocky horror.

a compliment

jason said we have the same body; that's what's up.

wants and needs

greetings from belgrave, pt. 2

a follow up to a previous conversation that took place on soulseek. refer to earlier blog.


[15:37][radiojat@sezampro.yu] VERONICA!!!!
[15:37][radiojat@sezampro.yu] ARE YOU THERE?
[15:37][ponycomb] yes!
[15:37][radiojat@sezampro.yu] WHAT IS NEW?
[15:37][ponycomb] nothing, i'm at work
[15:38][radiojat@sezampro.yu] AHAAA
[15:38][radiojat@sezampro.yu] CAN WE TALK A LITTLE?
[15:38][ponycomb] sure, what's up?
[15:38][radiojat@sezampro.yu] NOTHING
[15:39][radiojat@sezampro.yu] SPECIALLY
[15:39][radiojat@sezampro.yu] I MAKE MY DISKS
[15:39][radiojat@sezampro.yu] AND SALE
[15:39][radiojat@sezampro.yu] ON THE STREET
[15:39][radiojat@sezampro.yu] TO SURVIVE
[15:39][ponycomb] yes, you told me this
[15:39][radiojat@sezampro.yu] YOU?
[15:39][ponycomb] i work for an attorney
[15:39][radiojat@sezampro.yu] HOW ARE YOUR BOYFRIEND?
[15:39][ponycomb] he's good thank you
[15:40][radiojat@sezampro.yu] WHEN YOU MARIE?
[15:40][ponycomb] who knows
[15:40][ponycomb] i dont know if i want to
[15:40][radiojat@sezampro.yu] HHAHA
[15:40][radiojat@sezampro.yu] IF HE NOT WANT
[15:40][radiojat@sezampro.yu] I WILL COME
[15:40][radiojat@sezampro.yu] IN HUSTON
[15:40][radiojat@sezampro.yu] OK?
[15:40][ponycomb] haha you don't even know what i look like
[15:40][radiojat@sezampro.yu] OK MAYBE NOW
[15:40][radiojat@sezampro.yu] I CAN??
[15:40][ponycomb] you can what
[15:41][radiojat@sezampro.yu] TO SEE YOU
[15:41][radiojat@sezampro.yu] ONA FOTO
[15:41][ponycomb] sure, you want to see a picture?
[15:41][radiojat@sezampro.yu] ON A
[15:41][radiojat@sezampro.yu] AHAAA
[15:41][radiojat@sezampro.yu] WITHOUT YOUR BOY!!
[15:41][radiojat@sezampro.yu] PLEASE
[15:41][radiojat@sezampro.yu] HAHAHAH
[15:41][ponycomb] haha, okay.
[15:41][radiojat@sezampro.yu] HAVE YOU MAYBE MSN?
[15:42][ponycomb] no i don't
[15:42][ponycomb] hold on, i will give you a link
[15:43][radiojat@sezampro.yu] OK
[15:43][radiojat@sezampro.yu] DO YOU SEEE MINE
[15:43][radiojat@sezampro.yu] ?
[15:43][ponycomb] no i don't see yours
[15:43][ponycomb] can i see it please
[15:43][radiojat@sezampro.yu] ON A SOULSEEK
[15:43][radiojat@sezampro.yu] YESS
[15:43][ponycomb] how can i see it?
[15:43][radiojat@sezampro.yu] YOU HAVE ON GET USER INFO
[15:43][radiojat@sezampro.yu] OK
[15:43][radiojat@sezampro.yu] I EXPLANE YOU
[15:43][radiojat@sezampro.yu] 1.
[15:43][radiojat@sezampro.yu] PUT MY NICK NAME
[15:43][radiojat@sezampro.yu] IN A USER LIST
[15:43][radiojat@sezampro.yu] OK?
[15:44][ponycomb] oh yes okay
[15:44][ponycomb] i see it
[15:44][ponycomb] i'll put one on mine hang on
[15:44][radiojat@sezampro.yu] AND
[15:44][radiojat@sezampro.yu] 2.
[15:44][radiojat@sezampro.yu] RIGHT KLIK
[15:44][radiojat@sezampro.yu] AND GET USER INFO
[15:45][ponycomb] i saw it already!
[15:45][ponycomb] i got it, thanks.
[15:45][radiojat@sezampro.yu] 3.SEE A PICTURE
[15:45][radiojat@sezampro.yu] AHAAA
[15:45][radiojat@sezampro.yu] AND.....?
[15:45][radiojat@sezampro.yu] CLONEY OR ME?
[15:45][ponycomb] wait hang on
[15:45][radiojat@sezampro.yu] AHAA
[15:45][ponycomb] ok i put a picture of me.
[15:45][ponycomb] it's kind of blurry but it will have to suffice
[15:45][radiojat@sezampro.yu] IN A SOUL??
[15:46][ponycomb] yes, in soulseek
[15:46][radiojat@sezampro.yu] AHA
[15:46][radiojat@sezampro.yu] I WILL GO NOW
[15:46][radiojat@sezampro.yu] MOMEENT
[15:47][radiojat@sezampro.yu] MMMMMMM
[15:47][radiojat@sezampro.yu] YOU ARE MY TYPE!!!!!!
[15:47][ponycomb] hahaha
[15:47][ponycomb] what type is that
[15:47][radiojat@sezampro.yu] YESSS
[15:47][radiojat@sezampro.yu] REALLY
[15:47][radiojat@sezampro.yu] CAN I??
[15:47][ponycomb] can you waht
[15:47][radiojat@sezampro.yu] TO SAY YOU
[15:47][radiojat@sezampro.yu] ?
[15:47][ponycomb] i dont understand
[15:48][radiojat@sezampro.yu] IT IS MY FETISH,YOU KNOW'
[15:48][radiojat@sezampro.yu] ?
[15:48][radiojat@sezampro.yu] THE WOMAN WITH GLASSES
[15:48][radiojat@sezampro.yu] IT IS VERY SEXY FOR ME!!!
[15:48][ponycomb] haha
[15:48][ponycomb] i see
[15:50][radiojat@sezampro.yu] WHAT?
[15:50][radiojat@sezampro.yu] DO YOU SEE MINE?
[15:50][ponycomb] yes i saw yours, too
[15:50][radiojat@sezampro.yu] AND...?
[15:50][radiojat@sezampro.yu] COMENTAR?
[15:50][ponycomb] it's a nice picture

***this is his photo:

[15:50][radiojat@sezampro.yu] HAHAHA
[15:51][radiojat@sezampro.yu] NICE PICTURE
[15:51][radiojat@sezampro.yu] OR NICE MAN
[15:51][radiojat@sezampro.yu] ?
[15:51][ponycomb] i don't understand the distinction
[15:51][radiojat@sezampro.yu] UFFF
[15:51][radiojat@sezampro.yu] VERONICA
[15:51][radiojat@sezampro.yu] IT IS INTERNET
[15:51][radiojat@sezampro.yu] NOT BE
[15:51][radiojat@sezampro.yu] SO
[15:51][radiojat@sezampro.yu] SERIUOS
[15:51][ponycomb] hahaha
[15:51][radiojat@sezampro.yu] RELAX
[15:51][radiojat@sezampro.yu] IF YOU CAN
[15:52] [ponycomb] well, i gotta go!
[15:53][radiojat@sezampro.yu] OK BYE VERONICA LOVE

given the choice,

i'd rather have james spader as my boss. he can spank me anytime.

greetings from belgrave

a conversation that took place on soulseek


[13:50][radiojat@sezampro.yu] HELLO
[13:50][ponycomb] hey
[13:50][radiojat@sezampro.yu] BELGRADE SERBIA HERE
[13:50][ponycomb] houston, texas here
[13:50][ponycomb] usa
[13:50][ponycomb] 713
[13:51][radiojat@sezampro.yu] WOWW
[13:51][radiojat@sezampro.yu] WHAT IS 713
[13:51][radiojat@sezampro.yu] ?
[13:51][ponycomb] our area code
[13:51][radiojat@sezampro.yu] AHAA
[13:51][radiojat@sezampro.yu] I MEAN THAT I MET ONE INTERESTING MAN
[13:51][radiojat@sezampro.yu] TURIST IN BELGRADE
[13:51][radiojat@sezampro.yu] THIS
[13:51][radiojat@sezampro.yu] SUMMER
[13:52][radiojat@sezampro.yu] ON THE STREET
[13:52][radiojat@sezampro.yu] BECOUSE I AM SALER OF DISKS
[13:52][radiojat@sezampro.yu] ON A STREET TO SZRVIVE
[13:52][ponycomb] what sort of disks
[13:52][radiojat@sezampro.yu] SURVIVE
[13:52][ponycomb] music
[13:52][radiojat@sezampro.yu] EVERGREEN
[13:52][radiojat@sezampro.yu] OLD
[13:52][radiojat@sezampro.yu] MUSIK FROM 50'S
[13:52][radiojat@sezampro.yu] 60'S
[13:52][ponycomb] american?
[13:52][radiojat@sezampro.yu] AND 70'S
[13:52][radiojat@sezampro.yu] IT IS GOOD MUSIK FOR ME
[13:52][ponycomb] i agree
[13:52][radiojat@sezampro.yu] SHOURE
[13:53][ponycomb] that's my favorite kind of music
[13:53][radiojat@sezampro.yu] BUT ANY OTHER
[13:53][ponycomb] so why did you message me?
[13:53][radiojat@sezampro.yu] FROM FRANCE ITALIA
[13:53][radiojat@sezampro.yu] GREECE
[13:53][radiojat@sezampro.yu] LATIO AMERICA
[13:53][radiojat@sezampro.yu] JUST A TALK
[13:53][radiojat@sezampro.yu] WITH SOMEONE
[13:53][ponycomb] how did you find me?
[13:53][radiojat@sezampro.yu] CAN WE?
[13:53][ponycomb] of course
[13:53][radiojat@sezampro.yu] REALLY?
[13:53][ponycomb] sure
[13:53][radiojat@sezampro.yu] YOU MUST DOWNLOAD SOME FROM ME
[13:54][ponycomb] i'm trying to browse your files right now
[13:54][radiojat@sezampro.yu] AND I PUT YOU ON MY USER LIST
[13:54][radiojat@sezampro.yu] OK
[13:54][ponycomb] cool i will put you on mine
[13:54][radiojat@sezampro.yu] BUT I NOT PUT ALL MY THINGS
[13:54][ponycomb] although i'm not on my computer so you won't see my files
[13:54][radiojat@sezampro.yu] IN SUL SHARE BOX
[13:54][radiojat@sezampro.yu] MY NAME IS Milan
[13:54][radiojat@sezampro.yu] ok
[13:54][ponycomb] Mine is Veronica
[13:54][ponycomb] I love Eydie Gorme
[13:55][radiojat@sezampro.yu] really
[13:55][radiojat@sezampro.yu] me tooo
[13:55][radiojat@sezampro.yu] !!!!!
[13:55][ponycomb] :)
[13:55][ponycomb] you have some good music
[13:55][radiojat@sezampro.yu] and los panchos
[13:55][radiojat@sezampro.yu] and freddy fender
[13:55][radiojat@sezampro.yu] brook benton
[13:55][radiojat@sezampro.yu] maria dolores pradera
[13:55][radiojat@sezampro.yu] today
[13:55][ponycomb] I have some los panchos records
[13:55][radiojat@sezampro.yu] i listening tommy edwards
[13:55][radiojat@sezampro.yu] and very suprised
[13:55][radiojat@sezampro.yu] with him voice
[13:56][radiojat@sezampro.yu] ahaa
[13:56][radiojat@sezampro.yu] nive to meet you
[13:56][radiojat@sezampro.yu] what are you doing in your life?
[13:56][radiojat@sezampro.yu] oil magnat???
[13:56][radiojat@sezampro.yu] hahahahah
[13:56][ponycomb] hahaha no
[13:56][ponycomb] i work for lawyers
[13:56][radiojat@sezampro.yu] or doctor
[13:57][radiojat@sezampro.yu] in your famousse hospital
[13:57][radiojat@sezampro.yu] ahaaaaaaaaaa
[13:57][radiojat@sezampro.yu] can you defence me
[13:57][ponycomb] you've heard of our hospital?
[13:57][ponycomb] what is your crime
[13:57][radiojat@sezampro.yu] if some inspector
[13:57][radiojat@sezampro.yu] arested me
[13:57][radiojat@sezampro.yu] ?
[13:57][radiojat@sezampro.yu] hahaha
[13:57][ponycomb] for selling illegal music? haha
[13:57][radiojat@sezampro.yu] it is pirate saling
[13:57][radiojat@sezampro.yu] in my country
[13:57][radiojat@sezampro.yu] it is now very serious
[13:58][ponycomb] it's illegal here, too
[13:58][radiojat@sezampro.yu] hm
[13:58][radiojat@sezampro.yu] my english...
[13:58][radiojat@sezampro.yu] but i am employment
[13:58][radiojat@sezampro.yu] now
[13:58][radiojat@sezampro.yu] and must to do
[13:58][radiojat@sezampro.yu] my job
[13:58][ponycomb] i understand
[13:58][radiojat@sezampro.yu] becouse i was musik editor on a radio station
[13:58][radiojat@sezampro.yu] two years ago
[13:58][radiojat@sezampro.yu] very popular in two milion belgarde
[13:59][radiojat@sezampro.yu] city
[13:59][radiojat@sezampro.yu] becouse this kind of musik
[13:59][radiojat@sezampro.yu] and....
[13:59][radiojat@sezampro.yu] BOOM!!!
[13:59][ponycomb] haha
[13:59][radiojat@sezampro.yu] MY DREAMS
[13:59][radiojat@sezampro.yu] WAS KRASHED
[13:59][radiojat@sezampro.yu] MAY I ASK YOU?
[13:59][ponycomb] ask me what
[14:00][radiojat@sezampro.yu] are you maried?
[14:00][radiojat@sezampro.yu] hahahah
[14:00][ponycomb] no
[14:00][radiojat@sezampro.yu] devorced?
[14:00][ponycomb] nope
[14:00][ponycomb] never been married
[14:00][radiojat@sezampro.yu] uff
[14:00][ponycomb] i'm too young
[14:00][ponycomb] i think.
[14:00][ponycomb] i dont want to get married
[14:00][radiojat@sezampro.yu] i am devorced?
[14:00][radiojat@sezampro.yu] !!
[14:00][radiojat@sezampro.yu] and have doughter of 18
[14:00][ponycomb] wow
[14:01][ponycomb] cool
[14:01][radiojat@sezampro.yu] becouse you love woman?
[14:01][ponycomb] no i like men hahaha
[14:01][ponycomb] i just don't want to get married
[14:01][radiojat@sezampro.yu] ok
[14:01][radiojat@sezampro.yu] sorry
[14:01][radiojat@sezampro.yu] if i am little
[14:01][radiojat@sezampro.yu] directly
[14:01][ponycomb] it's okay
[14:02][radiojat@sezampro.yu] can you ask me
[14:02][radiojat@sezampro.yu] to not i put many questions
[14:02][radiojat@sezampro.yu] to you
[14:02][ponycomb] i don't mind
[14:02][radiojat@sezampro.yu] you live alone?
[14:02][ponycomb] no i live with my boyfriend
[14:03][radiojat@sezampro.yu] he is not jelouse
[14:03][radiojat@sezampro.yu] on you
[14:03][radiojat@sezampro.yu] someone?
[14:03][ponycomb] no
[14:03][radiojat@sezampro.yu] in my country
[14:03][radiojat@sezampro.yu] it would be very strange
[14:03][radiojat@sezampro.yu] hahahah
[14:03][ponycomb] what would be strange?
[14:04][radiojat@sezampro.yu] that man is very jelouse
[14:04][ponycomb] why would he be jealous
[14:04][ponycomb] jealous of what
[14:04][radiojat@sezampro.yu] a little
[14:04][radiojat@sezampro.yu] warm bloud
[14:04][radiojat@sezampro.yu] i don't know
[14:04][radiojat@sezampro.yu] maybe
[14:04][ponycomb] it's very different here than there i imagine
[14:04][radiojat@sezampro.yu] when you chet and laughing
[14:04][radiojat@sezampro.yu] with some
[14:05][radiojat@sezampro.yu] person
[14:05][radiojat@sezampro.yu] it would be not
[14:05][radiojat@sezampro.yu] pleasere for him
[14:05][radiojat@sezampro.yu] you can imagine
[14:05][ponycomb] but i don't cheat on my boyfriend
[14:05][radiojat@sezampro.yu] him in his chair
[14:05][radiojat@sezampro.yu] and read newspaper
[14:05][radiojat@sezampro.yu] and you
[14:05][radiojat@sezampro.yu] talk with someone
[14:06][radiojat@sezampro.yu] and mayn time laughing??
[14:06][radiojat@sezampro.yu] ha???
[14:06][radiojat@sezampro.yu] can you imagine this scene
[14:06][radiojat@sezampro.yu] ?
[14:06][ponycomb] that is not cheating
[14:06][ponycomb] haha yes i can but that is not cheating
[14:06][radiojat@sezampro.yu] and after a little time
[14:06][radiojat@sezampro.yu] he put you some questin:
[14:06][radiojat@sezampro.yu] qestion:
[14:06][radiojat@sezampro.yu] darling
[14:07][radiojat@sezampro.yu] ,
[14:07][radiojat@sezampro.yu] with whom you talking???
[14:07][radiojat@sezampro.yu] HAHAHAHAHAH
[14:07][ponycomb] hahaha
[14:07][ponycomb] that is so ridiculous
[14:07][ponycomb] he doesn't care that i am talking to you
[14:07][radiojat@sezampro.yu] do you know
[14:07][radiojat@sezampro.yu] what will be hapened
[14:07][radiojat@sezampro.yu] that night
[14:07][radiojat@sezampro.yu] ahaa
[14:07][radiojat@sezampro.yu] ok
[14:07][radiojat@sezampro.yu] can you imagine??
[14:08][ponycomb] i don't think i can
[14:08][radiojat@sezampro.yu] can i talk you??
[14:08][radiojat@sezampro.yu] in my opinoin
[14:08][radiojat@sezampro.yu] opinion
[14:08][ponycomb] sure
[14:08][radiojat@sezampro.yu] i must
[14:08][radiojat@sezampro.yu] that we will have
[14:09][radiojat@sezampro.yu] very pation making love!!!
[14:09][radiojat@sezampro.yu] explanation?
[14:09][ponycomb] yes please explain
[14:09][radiojat@sezampro.yu] look
[14:09][radiojat@sezampro.yu] i must to go now
[14:09][radiojat@sezampro.yu] realllyyyyyyyyyyy
[14:09][radiojat@sezampro.yu] i get telephone call
[14:09][ponycomb] okay
[14:09][ponycomb] take care
[14:09][radiojat@sezampro.yu] and must to make
[14:10][radiojat@sezampro.yu] my cover
[14:10][radiojat@sezampro.yu] for the disk
[14:10][radiojat@sezampro.yu] becouse my printer is not
[14:10][radiojat@sezampro.yu] good
[14:10][radiojat@sezampro.yu] i must to go
[14:10][ponycomb] well it was nice talking to you
[14:10][radiojat@sezampro.yu] in naighborough
[14:10][radiojat@sezampro.yu] can we
[14:10][radiojat@sezampro.yu] cpontiniu
[14:10][radiojat@sezampro.yu] for a couple hour?
[14:10][radiojat@sezampro.yu] one or two?
[14:10][ponycomb] later, sure
[14:10][radiojat@sezampro.yu] continiu
[14:11][radiojat@sezampro.yu] may i call you?
[14:11][ponycomb] i dont think my boyfriend would like that
[14:11][radiojat@sezampro.yu] ufff
[14:11][radiojat@sezampro.yu] then you call me
[14:11][ponycomb] i can't afford to call belgrave!
[14:11][radiojat@sezampro.yu] when it will be fresh air!!!
[14:11][radiojat@sezampro.yu] ok?
[14:11][ponycomb] i must go now though
[14:11][ponycomb] it was nice talking to you
[14:11][ponycomb] take care
[14:11][radiojat@sezampro.yu] bye
[14:12][radiojat@sezampro.yu] remember
[14:12][radiojat@sezampro.yu] where we stay
[14:12][radiojat@sezampro.yu] good luck

can this be real?

Rhino-skinned, cage-fighting, coffee fetching, breakneck typist (The Woodlands)
Reply to: job-zr6cc-1259153325@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-07-08, 7:59AM CDT


Engineering services company looking for an office assistant, where your duties will include… well, ummm, if you can think it, you’ll probably be asked to do it.

Ideal Candidate:
Inherently Nurturing
Fashionable
PC savvy- Microsoft Office, Outlook, Adobe Acrobat is a plus!
Trustworthy with confidential information
Honest, hardworking, level-headed and canny ... these are the hardest ones to find.
Does not take life sooooo seriously
Has very few “blonde moments”
Socially Adaptable (can tell lewd jokes one minute and be professional when needed)
Deal with Engineers and Techs without biting! If you do, don’t bite hard.
Understand and obey the phrase “Do not surf the internet while at work”

Think…
Girl Friday- A 'go to' girl; a female who will help you get things taken care of; a female you can rely on when you are in need of extra assistance;
a female who acts as a 'jack of all trades' and is capable of doing almost anything; a girl you can count on when you are overwhelmed with your
own chores and the duties must be done; a girl who does most of the leg work on a project, but never takes (or gets) credit.
“When you need extra help....I'm your Girl Friday.”

We encourage Guy Fridays too!

The owner has been variously described as “fastidious and fussy” to “jerk-face”.
Heed this warning: If you wear your feelings on your sleeve, this is NOT the job for you. Please, don’t waste your time or ours. Drama Queens need NOT apply!

btw…
We have Geek-Fest Fridays; n00bs get pwnd by the uber-nerds! No digitards allowed! w00t!



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this scene gets me every time

splendor in the grass, 1961