funniest thing i've read in a while

http://textsfromlastnight.com

thoughts while driving

i'd drive to this interview, right, but as soon as i'd get outside and nearly park, i'd decide i'd rather not apply for that job and turn the car around and go to the library.

i'd get up the nerve to head to the house of the person i like but would sit in my car for 20 minutes before ultimately deciding to go home.

mama likey

three different yet equally great looks.

i'm not a lakers fan, but...

sasha vujacic is so DREAMY

my thoughts, exactly

alvy singer: here, you look like a very happy couple, um, are you?

female street stranger: yeah.

alvy singer: yeah? so, so, how do you account for it?

female street stranger: uh, i'm very shallow and empty and i have no ideas and nothing interesting to say.

male street stranger: and i'm exactly the same way.

i would like this very much

quickly

-moved into the new apartment. jason did most of the moving, actually. thank god for men.

-mom came and stayed the weekend with me. did lots (and lots) of shopping. i feel guilty that she spends money on me but now i have some sweet pieces from theory and i can finally stop wearing the same thing over and over at work.

-had an impromptu party at the new place saturday night. chris patterson + 3 came by towards the end of the night (or early morning, i should say) and was really drunk and pissed me off. i hate when people can't control their alcohol. rowdiness and i don't mix.

-spent the greater part of sunday in bed reading "strangers on a train." i am already halfway through and can't wait for lunch so i can pick it back up. got a few other goodies at murder by the book. love that place.

-just made coffee to find that my boss will be out of the office until monday, which concerns me because i have not been paid yet and was supposed to be paid friday but didn't go into work because i was with my mom. i need to learn how to space out my money for situations like this. yeah.