when the blues hit

a mid life crisis that lasts 20 minutes and then all resolve is forgotten and complacency returns. 

for once when somebody i haven't spoken to in months or years asks how i am or what's new, i would like to have something interesting or different to report 

lest I forget

When my friend Augusta turned 11, I made her a copy of "The White Album" on cassette tape and bought her some Bonne Belle lipsmackers. I thought it was the best gift because it was exactly what I would have wanted. Her dad thought it was cool. She was nonplussed. 

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Scholastic book fairs. An allowance of $20.00. Why would I buy posters of Corvettes? 

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I've had the same Brian Wilson poster tacked up in every apartment. He's seen so many things.

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Velvet Underground while drunk off of cheap whiskey at 3 p.m. in the summer and other bad ideas.

things I hate - 2015 edition

1. "yaaaaaaaaas"
2. "posi" instead of "positive"
3. "bae"
4. "seems legit"
5. indiscriminate Beyonce adoration
6. wide brimmed black hats
7. saying something is "the tits"
8. having a spirit animal

there's more, but I can't think of them now.