i refuse.

paul rudd

you are a stone cold fox.

Open letter to Natalie Portman

Well, Natalie, I guess reading "Eating Animals" didn't affect you as much as you claimed if you so flippantly changed back to vegetarianism, ostensibly for your baby's health. Way to make the vegan lifestyle seem more like a pretentious fad diet than a viable and healthy way to live. Never mind that other mothers have successfully stayed vegan through pregnancy. I guess what you're saying is that eating eggs and milk is okay if being vegan is inconvenient. Oh, and that bit about not being able to eating cookies or cakes while vegan, let's hash this out, shall we? You live in NYC, you're rich, and there are an abundance of vegan bakeries at your disposal. Like, oh I don't know, that place Babycakes, whose cookbook you WROTE THE FOREWORD FOR? I thought I couldn't like you less after seeing your contemptibly pitiful acting job in Garden State or your failure to credit the backup dancer responsible for making your "transformation" to a pro ballerina in a year seem credible, but I was wrong.

talkin' 'bout my generation

i created an account on playlist.com where you can search for songs to add to your online playlist. it's pretty neat, but it just gave me the following artist suggestions, based off the most popular recent searches:

Today's Top Searches

* lil wayne
* eminem
* wiz khalifa
* chris brown

* nicki minaj
* drake
* katy perry
* rihanna

* justin bieber
* taylor swift
* black eyed peas
* trey songz

* usher
* linkin park
* t.i.
* et

* kesha
* glee
* nickelback
* selena gomez

...NO!

really

Women that read Danielle Steele novels are a disgrace to my gender.

whoops

last night i had a dream that i ate a beef sandwich. it was probably one of the scariest things in recent memory that i've dreamed of. yes, eating meat is what my nightmares are made of.

damn, baby

i've been obsessing over clueless lately, one of my favorite movies. while looking through the google image results, i came up with this picture of "elton." i didn't think he was attractive when i first saw the movie but now i don't know how i didn't. his voice was kind of weird, he was a rich asshole, but hey-- he liked the cranberries.

Regarding my 19 lb. cat:

I realized that the way I feel about Elliott is the way Dumbo's mother felt about him. Overprotective and sensitive about comments regarding his weight. Others will tease my fat baby but I will try my best to shield him from that. This makes me laugh but I'm being semi serious!