Tuesday, January 10, 2012

breakfast at tiffany's

i wanted to like it. really, i did. it's widely regarded as a classic, a masterpiece, all that. about 10 minutes in, i knew i could never like it. audrey hepburn is annoying, number one. no matter how many givenchy outfits she flounced around in, i couldn't get past her attitude. i don't understand why so many women like that movie. holly golightly is nothing more than a scheming, gold digging woman who refuses to learn how to support herself. and she said "darling" far too many times, the way people are wont to do when they think themselves high class. furthermore, any woman who justifies not buying furniture or naming a cat by saying that no apartment has calmed her as much as the storefront of a jewelry store is fucking nuts.

that movie BELONGS in the five dollar bin at walmart.

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