Monday, April 20, 2009

formula for success

since red bull and cocaine isn't a viable option, the (more) healthy alternative that works (!):

-NO BREAD
-low fat yogurt for breakfast and snack
-coke zero in place of regular coke (if you're a caffeine addict)
-lots of veggies, fruits, nuts
-ankle/wrist weights
-laxatives after every meal

yess.

2 comments:

  1. NO BREAD?! aw man, how do you do it? It's so hard cutting bread for me, soooo hard!
    laxatives make my butthole burn :(

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  2. it's really hard, definitely, but i'm used to it by now. and yeah my butthole burns, too, hahahaha

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